More Swag than the average walrus

17. Jersey kid. Talk to me whenever, ill always answer. Don't forget to hit that follow button. Anyway enjoy.

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

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samebitch:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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