More Swag than the average walrus

17. Jersey kid. Talk to me whenever, ill always answer. Don't forget to hit that follow button. Anyway enjoy.

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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(via encourage)

nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

(via asian)

relahvant:

relahvant:

that feeling you get when you’re happy

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oh… yeah that one haha

(via asian)

asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is

(Source: dicksconnected, via distraction)

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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(Source: highcheekboneshawty, via hotboyproblems)

  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
  • Me: Cannabis
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
  • Me: Bruh
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want